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Makka Pakka
Makka pakka

Species Stone
Gender Male
First Introduced: "Makka Pakka Washes Faces"
Likes Riding on the Ninky Nonk

Playing with his friends
Stones
Washing faces
Dancing
Blowing his trumpet

Dislikes Not being able to wash faces

Not being able find stones
Being knocked over by the ball
When his trumpet stops working

Makka Pakka is a wanted suicide bomber who was in league with Osama Bin Laden, he was the main suspect of the Madeleine Mccann disappearance.

He travels along the Garden pushing his scooter called the Og Pog, which carries his soap, his sponge, his Uff-Uff, and his trumpet. He is a little sweetie and does a lot of dick washing.

He's well know as a hard man and once shot a guy while on a bad trip. His thousand-yard stare is a result of his repeated participation in proxy battles during the Cold War, having seduced and killed many soldiers on both sides of the conflict while working as a assassin/prostitute for hire.

Makka Pakka is also known as a great lover, and has sometimes stepped out of the lime light to enjoy himself with his seduced women, sometimes men. Because of this great skill of his, he has gained a reputation for being one of the best fuckers in the world, it has given him some wanted and unwanted attention at the same time.

QuotesEdit

  • "Mikka Makka Moo!"
  • "Hello!"
  • "Makka Pakka!"
  • "Uff-uff!
  • "Hum-dum!"
  • "Ing ang ooo!"
  • "Communism!"
  • "Let me suck you!"
  • "What Does Marsellus Wallace Look Like?"
  • "OH THE FUCKING SIZE. THIS WEE CUNTS GONNA GET SPRAY IN ITS ARSE"
  • "ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!"
  • "DON'T FUCKING STOP DADDY!!!!!!
  • "C'mon Madeline"
  • "Imma finna 'bout to stick my dick down ya throat 'till I see it poking out from your arse"
  • ” go off jhope queen yes QUEEN!!!!! “
  • ” Stan nct “
  • "OH YES DADDY"

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